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Mission Impossible?

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Big Spartan girls playing pankration
Big Spartan girls compete in Pankration. From the series "Boxeo Girls"


Mission impossible?
"...two muscular flexible female bodies
are working like combat machines,
designed to crush everything crossing their path"
(Ana Almeida).

Fighting women no longer surprise anyone. Women have taken their strong positions in the boxing rings, tatami, mats and MMA cages. And also among fighting fans. However, persisting traditional concept of a vulnerable women belonging to the weaker sex still exists, which is a source of numerous jokes and satyrical pictures. In the past, men monopolized all combat activities and now they try to mock fighting women who invaded the originally male realm of physical encounters. Everyone sneers to the best of his talent. As a women knowing fighting from the inside and outside, I confirm that o lot of subjects for mocking can be found in the worls of fighting women. The first comes into my head is fighting of well-dressed women which is a quite ridiculous scene. Or imagine two fair-skinned plump boosty girls competing in wrestling. And they do - look at big women in Sumo. Big girls even fight in the cages, in the rings but more often privately. Now, imagine them undressed. Isn't it funny? In fact, the main sources for the inexhaustible satyre are situtions in which people involved who don't match their appearances and features. Mission impossible. Like a boxing balerine or a big male wrestler wearing the ballet tutu. That's what is the favorite source of the irony in the realm of fighting women. The favorite topic of artistic satirists is depicting female breasts ludicrously hypertrophied and involve them into furious fighting along with their owners. Usually such women look separately from their breasts. Actually, tits are nuisance in any contact sports even they are tightly wrapped. How about punches or kicks in the breast? Or even worce - twisting them? Sometimes it happens that tits flatter during a bout... But what about titls like cannonballs?.. As a matter of fact, a busty big assed female wrestler is favorite men's erotic fantasy. Yes, eroticism of female fighting also causes laughter... Seriousness of some female fighters also inspires parodists. For instance, the saying of female MMA fighter Ana Almeida about women battling in teh cage: "...two muscular flexible female bodies are working like combat machines, designed to crush everything crossing their path. The fighters breathe heavily, drop with fatigue, but continue to attack recklessly and resist desperately. They roll over the floor, having a desire to be on top. They want the outright unconditional victory; each aspires to bring the opponent to complete helplessness or force her to admit defeat. Each seeks to destroy, overturn, and smash the opponent; in the end, to humiliate her. Each wants to celebrate her victory, and dreams about only one thing – to jump for joy, looking down the opponent’s nose and enjoy her helplessness... ". How do you like a babe as a combat machine? The breast can be considered the only woman's body part which can serve as a combat machine, more correctly, a throwing weapon which is capable to destroy opponents. At that, the breast muct be big like a cannonball. Who can withstand such a military weapon? Not men in any event. OK, once tits have been investigated, let's imagine various collisions emerging between female rivals who know how to fight. Also men involved in such collisions... Another inexhaustible source of paridies - fighting between a man and a woman in which the man is always look shamefully and ridiculously weak. Or during the close-quarter he turns on and embarassed... And expressive triumphant poses of victors. And male referee attempting to separate female fighers getting out of control... Or vice versa - female referee in the men's boxing... And a female boxer in the ring who doesn't forget about restoring her makeup... Young tender girls simulate feats of ancient epic heros... Aren't all those funny? many, many topics for humor and satire there...

Lillie Lefort


Fighting Women. Satyrical pictures


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